We Was Conversatin'

D: hanging around with people who WANT to be around me and ENJOY being around me is turning me into a happier person minute by minute. i am that in no time i won't even think about b. so sad for him!

R: That's really good. I'm happy that you have been able to get to that point. Yeah I would def say that I think that being around people who want to be around you is a def ego boost.

D: and being around people who don't want to be around you will make you miserable and destroy your self esteem.

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R: GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have some news that will make you FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D: tell me your news. i don't think i have even ever written that many exclamation points.
i will take a stab. u got a good grade on your econ exam?????

R: No, I failed it. But it will be dropped anyway. YOU ARE IN ONE OF THE GAY MAGAZINES!!!! THERE IS AN ALL OUT PHOTO OF YOU AND THAT DARK HARIED MODEL GIRL FROM WHEN WE WENT TO ROSCOES THAT ONE NIGHT AND I WAS REALLY BITCHY. but THERE YOU ARE, SMILING. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD THOUGH. SHE'S ALL TRYING TO BE MODEL AND YOU'RE SMILING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. i SAW IT LAST NIGHT AND WAS GONNA CALL YOU BUT IS WAS LIKE 12AM AND MY PHONE WAS DEAD. cool huh?

D: cool!!!! can you get me a copy so i can show all my friends! hehehe

R: I'll see if I can find one. If not you can have the beat up copy I have...

D: cool, thanks. i want to send a copy to all my family and freinds! NOT!!!! was it just me and her? are people going to think i am a lesbian?

R: totally

D: OMG!!!!! i am going to die. i guess worse things have happened. they must have cut out the interior designer from the pic.

R: yeah, it was just you two. But those who know and love you will know that you are 100% str8. The rest will just think you're a hot lesbo.

D: OMG!