When I'm busy at work trying to snack/email/blog/listen to music/write a to-do list/study/organize my desk/and from time to time work, and you (as my co-worker) come up to my personal area/desk and tell me AGAIN about your @ss-hole husband/a story I just head you tell the person that sits right by me/the same story you told me yesterday at this time/a story about how your child of 4 years talked back to you and how cute it was/that you think I look like that one actor and how you want to see that one movie he's in/how your sister said for the 4th time this week she will no longer babysit your children, please expect me to go "uh-hu" and continue what I was doing/all-of-a-sudden need to go to the bathroom (you don't know that I just went 10 mins ago)/look at you blankly and slip into la-la land while waiting for your lips to stop moving/involve another co-worker in the conversation, get you two talking, and slip away (the wrath of involved co-worker is worth getting out of the conversation).
Consider yourself informed.
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