Under Where?

I haven't done laundry in a very long time. I blame finals. And the normal chones are fresh out. So I'm forced to move on to a small pile exotic novelties that I hardly use and I still wonder why I have them. I suppose for times like these.
The draw string low-rise briefs are really trying my patience. They ride up. They slide down. They are a bitch to try and use the restroom with. No fly, no elastic. I thought that I would just untie, do my business and then tie up. It went so much smoother in my mind. I didn't take into account that I would have a belt getting in the way, the jeans' fly isn't big enough to work in that alone, so it's essentially a full out all involved process to pee. By the time I'm done, the other urinals have been used three times and I feel like I had to re-dress myself.
But on the second trip to the bathroom I decided to just pretend there is elastic. It worked fine, or as well as it could with out actually having elastic.

And now I think, what possessed me to purchase those over a pair of normal underwear?